obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

fapnapkin:

liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone whose obviously too good for you
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

(Source: mangascum)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

Snowy Fox by Rob Lee

neilsanders:

A bunch of dumb sketches frantically drawn in a bar last night!
Messing around with limited drawings and envelope distort in flash.

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

richwhitelesbian:

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

libbylumos:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

SNOW WHITE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEVEN 

tricotee:

pistolwhip it

whip it good

real good

tigress-has-snapped:

mylilsunshine:

argentinian-idiot:

theblackship:

pokemonmasterkimba:

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

WHAT’S HAPPENING

Damn

I JUST-

MARCELINE NO

(Source: roarofsilence)

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

(Source: niknak79)